IT WAS OBVIOUS NEWT AND RUDY
WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR
JFK WAS DOING JUDY
WHILE JACKIE DID HER HAIR
SINCE LBJ AND FDR
OPENED UP THE WEST WING
THE GUY AT THE END OF A BAR
HAS POCKETED HIS RING
AND DONE THE ADULT THING
THE ADULT THING
HE’S DONE THE ADULT THING
SINCE TARZAN CHEATED WITH CHEETAH
AND MONICA WITH BILL
THE MASTER WITH MARGARITA
IN MARGARITAVILLE
SINCE PRINCE CHARLES AND PRINCESS DI
WERE CLEARLY BORN TO SWING
AND HENRY VIII CAME TO VIE
WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING
I’VE DONE THE ADULT THING
THE ADULT THING
I’VE DONE THE ADULT THING
NOW I VIEW THE WORLD THROUGH A SALTED RIM
SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR NIGHT WITH JIM
AND I’M STARTING TO WONDER IF IT’S TRUE
ADULTERY’S THE ADULT THING TO DO
YOU COULD SEE KOBE AND MAGIC
NEEDED MORE TRIPLE SEC
WHILE NELSON LAY HEMORRHAGIC
ON THE VICTORY’S DECK
AT LEAST EINSTEIN WOULD NEVER ASK
“HOW LONG’S A PIECE OF STRING?”
AT LEAST EINSTEIN WOULD NEVER MASK
HIS HAVING HAD A FLING
HE DID THE ADULT THING
THE ADULT THING
HE DID THE ADULT THING
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